LAST "AFFIRMATIVE ACTION" COMIC STANDING
Wednesday Night Slaughter – GERRY DEE goes down on Last comic Standing.
Top Ten Comedic Themes of Stand-Up Artist
#10 – I’m fat.
#9 – I’m black.
#8 – I’m fat
#7 – I’m black.
#6 – I’m fat, black, and horny.
#4 – TBA
#3 – TBA
#2 – TBA
#1 – I’m stumped-- I think I’ll use the last joke I heard and do a lame spin-off of it.
By far the most original and funniest man in the competition, Gerry Dee was up against the unoriginal but moderately funny John Reep and the totally unfunny, often incomprehensible, blue-mouthed and boring Lavell Crawford, whose survival even into the Last Five category was inexplicable.
I have watched maybe three or four episodes of Last Comic Standing, and it is the only “reality show” I have ever watched. (No, wait, I did watch the final episode of the first season of Survivor just to see what everyone was talking about. Yawn.)
Apparently the answer is “yes”—and now the only explanation for the success of Crawford is that the show ISN’T fixed—the producers are enslaved to the stupidity and gutter tastes of hoi polloi.
This is sad. However, surely the exposure brought by the LCS competition will translate into some big gigs and forward career motion for Gerry. So all is not for nought.
Wait for it: the O.J. jury weighs in -- next week Lavell beats Reep.