Friday, March 23, 2012

I CONFESS

I've done it again, gang. I've donated to the Obama campaign. I did it twice in 2008, and I just did it again, for a grand overall total of $20.

The catch is that I did it with my own CANADIAN credit card in my own name, but all of the information I entered at their online donation page was COMPLETELY BOGUS -- and eye-catchingly offensive. But they don't care. They took my money anyway.

People knew this was going on in 2008, but nothing ever came of the efforts to expose it, so awash were we in the glories of Hope, Change, and Transformation. Shall we try again? Unlike the birth certificate/Selective Service card scandal, this one should be provable beyond a shadow of a doubt. It's fun, it's cheap, it's documentable. Let the dossier begin.