Tuesday, July 14, 2009

POTUS RETURNS FROM TRIUMPHANT FOREIGN TOUR

THANK GOD FOR THAT "RESET BUTTON" ON
INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS --

THANK GOD HE HAS RESTORED TO AMERICA
THE RESPECT AND GOOD WILL OF THE WORLD

So please explain why nobody's asking him to dance....
[series of hat-tips: Gateway Pundit]







Then the Russians stuffed him into his little chair so he could rest his head on his knees...




But at least he got a warm and respectful reception from this member of the Libyan cast of La Cage aux Folles, who, I'm given to understand, sells upholstery fabrics on the side.



SPEAKING OF INTERIOR DECORATORS:

After several weeks doing battle with the crooked walls and ugly paint in our century-old retreat, I slapped on a hand-silk-screened, non-pasted, historically inspired Arts & Crafts wallpaper border purchased from Bradbury & Bradbury in California, and lovingly transported by hand on three different airplanes all the way to Newfoundland.

And let me say that, of all my various wallpapering experiences, this was by far THE BIGGEST DECOR PAIN IN THE ASS I HAVE EVER PUT MYSELF THROUGH.

That having been said, it is absolutely beautiful and worth every slobber of paste, every trip up one of three ladders, and every cuss word. I love it. Purty, eh? Pictures in situ forthcoming.