KIM JONG ILL
no, wait---------
KIM JONG DEAD!
[I gleefully join the ranks of thousands around the globe who will make this too obvious joke today.]
Anybody got some cheese and crackers, and a boat? I bet there's 25 million North Koreans who'd really love a snack. And maybe some shoes and a coat. And electricity.
Sorry, President Obama -- one less guy to practice your bow on.
Oh my -- the world is full of surprises. Why can't we just get back to the business of campaigning? Why all these distractions?
