Monday, April 28, 2008

JUST BECAUSE....

Kudos to anyone who's doing their bit for demographic balance, but some people obviously have more talent for it, in every way, than others. (Sheer speculation, but I don't imagine these are the sort of folks who attend Democratic fundraisers in San Francisco.)

[hat-tip: BMW, via Hugh Hewitt]

IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT,
GET AWAY FROM THE GREY-HAIRED WOMAN....


.....and if you can't cope with salty language, today is not your day to go skinny-dipping in Winefred's Well.

Time out from frothing about the Democratic candidates to assess the situation for the Republicans.

Kathy Shaidle (give her some money -- she's getting sued by Canadian fascists) has contributed what is probably the best of the "think positive" JOHN MCCAIN alternative campaign slogans:
"I don't know much about economics, but I did stay at the Hanoi Hilton once."
Very charitable of Kathy.

Here are some less positive, less charitable slogans (from
IMAO), and one Consummate Redneck Triage Assessment (Hat-tip: Ms. Malkin @ HOT AIR).

MCCAIN:

---You hate him; he hates you; now lets kick some foreigner ass.

---He'll screw over terrorists even more than he screws over Republicans.

---Today's challenges require the leadership of a cranky old bastard.

---You think he cares what you blog? He didn't care when the Vietnamese were torturing him.

---If there's one issue you need your candidate to be right about, it's Iraq (which luckily is the only issue McCain is right about).

---McCain '08: The comeback grandpa!

---McCain. The Vietnam War isn't over until HE says it's over.

---McCain '08: Because the Path to Citizenship Runs Right Through Your Backyard

---We could do worse. Not much worse, but worse.

---McCain. Because these times call for blinding fits of white-hot rage.


AND JUST TO MAKE SURE THE LEVEL OF DISCOURSE DOESN'T GET TOO TOO ELEVATED--
Red State Update, comin' your way.