Monday, April 28, 2008
Kudos to anyone who's doing their bit for demographic balance, but some people obviously have more talent for it, in every way, than others. (Sheer speculation, but I don't imagine these are the sort of folks who attend Democratic fundraisers in San Francisco.)
[hat-tip: BMW, via Hugh Hewitt]
GET AWAY FROM THE GREY-HAIRED WOMAN....
.....and if you can't cope with salty language, today is not your day to go skinny-dipping in Winefred's Well.
Time out from frothing about the Democratic candidates to assess the situation for the Republicans.
Kathy Shaidle (give her some money -- she's getting sued by Canadian fascists) has contributed what is probably the best of the "think positive" JOHN MCCAIN alternative campaign slogans:
"I don't know much about economics, but I did stay at the Hanoi Hilton once."Very charitable of Kathy.
Here are some less positive, less charitable slogans (from IMAO), and one Consummate Redneck Triage Assessment (Hat-tip: Ms. Malkin @ HOT AIR).
---You hate him; he hates you; now lets kick some foreigner ass.
---He'll screw over terrorists even more than he screws over Republicans.
---You think he cares what you blog? He didn't care when the Vietnamese were torturing him.
---If there's one issue you need your candidate to be right about, it's Iraq (which luckily is the only issue McCain is right about).---McCain '08: The comeback grandpa!
---McCain. The Vietnam War isn't over until HE says it's over.
---McCain '08: Because the Path to Citizenship Runs Right Through Your Backyard
---We could do worse. Not much worse, but worse.
---McCain. Because these times call for blinding fits of white-hot rage.
AND JUST TO MAKE SURE THE LEVEL OF DISCOURSE DOESN'T GET TOO TOO ELEVATED--
Red State Update, comin' your way.