News round-up at SUMMA CONTRA IMPROBOS ET PLUMBEOS
Among the headlines:
Separated at birth -- Roseanne Barr & Sonia Sotomayor:


Hat-tip: Dennis Miller
"Roseanne Bar-Exam"
Dip your fevered mind and wearied limbs into the healing waters.
"Non-hysterical"
Kathy Shaidle, Five Feet of Fury
"Intelligent and thoughtful"
Julian Lopèz-Morillas, Bay area actor, director, 'Speare chucker, and old pal (still thinks I'm bananas)
"She made other comments, but they were too risqué."
David Warren, Canajun wordmonger and doge, davidwarrenonline