THEY WRITE, SO I DON'T HAVE TO

Jay Nordlinger --
INAUGURAL OBAMASPASMS
Stream-of-consciousness reflections on the address which was a heap of blanc-mange with a soupçon of cheap shots

Dick Morris -- WE'RE DOOMED
Here Comes Socialism

Michael Coren -- YANKS VOTE FOR DOOM
Barack Fools Us
[This article was written on November 8 but seems to have sprung to national attention just yesterday, mis-attributed to the some unknown person at the London Daily Mail, where you will NOT find it.]

Michelle Malkin --
JOHN MURTHA IS STILL A PIG
Pennsylvania Jihad Correctional Facility

Michelle Malkin --
WHITE EUROPEAN MALES ARE SO-O-O DEAD
Robert Reich: Keep stimulus money away from skilled workers and “white male contractors”

Iowahawk -- EPIC TIMES DESERVE EPIC POETRY
(Too bad about that Inaugural)
The Idiossey

You-tube -- DUDE, WHERE'S MY TELEPROMPTER?
The President signs Executive Orders, if that's okay with Greg Craig
[Suffer through the bibble-babble to hear the Commander-in-Chief, uh, um, er, ask his lawyer if he's got it right -- minute 0:43 and 5:17 .]

National Catholic Reporter --
WOMEN'S HEALTH MORE IMPORTANT THAN THE PRESIDENT'S
Mr. Obama will Executively Order more abortions, batch #1 (further batches to come)




Redhunter -- NATIONAL MALL FILLS WITH PEOPLE WHO COULDN'T GET INTO THE INAUGURATION
No, wait, they're people who want to defend the unborn child at the annual March for Life [new President invited, politely declines]



Winefred -- MICHELLE NEEDS A STYLIST

Apparently the cats have been out, at least among those with eyes to see, so I won't add any particular negative comments on the First Lady's wardrobe choices for the Big Day.

Oh damn -- yes I will.

I don't mean to be mean, because Michelle Obama is capable of looking smashing (see the teal blue dress at the Democratic Convention -- but then again, that was the night that her speech revealed she had been taken over by an alien being and experienced a complete personality transformation.) Her election night frock was freaky on her.

But oh my -- things went horribly wrong on the 20th. The gold brocade thing was a bad colour for her, and seemed to suggest, in an underperforming way, the kind of stuff worn by foreign monarchs (royal frumpery a la Queen Elizabeth), with a non-precious tiara at her neck because she didn't dare wear it on her head. (Piper Palin has no such qualms...) The green shoes and gloves were just plain strange.

And the white ball gown was, well, intended for someone else -- 20 years younger, a head shorter, shoulders 4 inches narrower.

And, I'm sorry, but I had just one vision when I saw it ===>



MEOW, MEOW, MEOW.