SWEET JESU, GEORGE, WILL YOU QUIT READING PEOPLE'S EYEBALLS????

Seems the President has been at it again with the retinal scans: sees God in the eyes of Pope Benedict XVI.

Stop it -- just stop it. Listen to the holy man, read his books -- knock it off with the "turn around, bright eyes" crap. You haven't exactly knocked anything out of the park so far with this little technique.

RECENTLY PROCLAIMED
FROM ATOP MT. SINAI

(translation: recently coughed up at a San Francisco fundraiser by the Obamassiah)

You go into some of these small towns in Pennsylvania, and like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years and nothing's replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton administration, and the Bush administration, and each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are gonna regenerate and they have not. So it's not surprising then that they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations.

GALLERY OF BITTER SMALL-TOWNERS

CLINGING TO GUNS....

[BANG BANG -- I GOTCHA!]






[OKAY, I SURRENDER.]

AND RELIGION