WILL FAVOR HUCKABEE
MEMO TO IOWA:
ARE YOU DERANGED?
Please, somebody tell me that no single state in the union has such a large proportion of doofuses (doofi?) that this guy could actually win it.
Just how big a knucklehead is this saucer-deep Evangellyrolling Creationistamatized, Hagee-schmoozing, Arkansas smarm-artist?
Oh, about THIS BIG.
(Sweet God, wasn't one enough?...)
McCain. Guiliani. Romney. Even Thompson.
Could probably live with any of them, flaws and all.
Huckabee? I'd have to move to Canada.
Oh yeah -- I already live there.
A-A-A-A-G-G-H-H-H-H!!!!
WE'RE NOT SAFE ANYWHERE!!!!
Okay -- put your head down and lean into the wind. Let's get the "Hawkeye Cauc-ae" over with, and move on to a state with a real primary.
P.S.:
In the Democrat camp, the polls show the three leading candidates running neck-and-neck. To the degree that there's any neck involved...
