EPISODE #257 OF
"WHAT IN GOD'S NAME [ ! ] IS THAT WOMAN WEARING?"

"Fashion Icon" FLOTUS Michelle Obama swept through a swath of countries south of the equator sporting a series of outfits which, as u

The Fabulous Tom and Lorenzo weigh in with sensible opinions.
A pageant of 95 testimonies to the worst/weirdest-dressed First Lady in history -- masses of misses, and a few hits -- and hits are big ones, showing that with the right designs Mrs. O can wear dashing colours and cuts like few women can. So why has she accumulated such a collection of ill-fitting little cardigans that can spoil anything she puts on?

FashionFoisGras, shows what some of the outfits are supposed to look like.
(On the right: A great dress ($1000), if properly worn by someone who wears good shoes and stands up straight -- in the wrong hands, bears an uncomfortable resemblance to a Hudson's Bay blanket.)


It don't "sit" well or fit well.

How are things in Guacamole?

One of two cute sundresses worn down south. Both great dresses, but too little-girl to be worn in any but the most informal settings, not for tarmac arrivals by the President or official engagements.

Seems like a great dress. Curses, spoiled again! Yet ANOTHER crap necklace.
Now, wasn't that fun, ladies? Meow, meow, meow.
Much more fun than applying one's brain matter to the current crisis-es-eez, brought about by the presence of a swell-headed student council president in the Oval Office with his lanky, free-throw hands limply grasping the reins of power as leader of the Free World. God help us.
I defer to Instapundit. Here, here, here.