
Items arrived today with the Mac's business card, which was both entertaining and informative. As follows:
AUTHOR, LECTURER, TRAVELER, BUM, PHILANTHROPIST, OCCASIONAL HERO & U.S. MARINE EXTRAORDINAIRE
Wars Fought (Police Actions Too), Tigers Tamed, Revolutions Started, Bars Emptied, Assassinations Plotted, Computers Verified, Maggots Organized, Pessimists Converted, Presidential Advisor/Scapegoat
He lives in California, and he sells cool stuff. I got me some Mama Fruit Salad.