NEWFIE TERRORISM UPDATE (Part deux)

From the St. John's Telegram, Saturday July 28, 2007

"LEAVE A THREAT AT THE TONE"

A young person allegedly attempting to phone in a bomb threat to Marystown central high school last December had to leave a message -- and even called back -- because there was nobody available to answer the phone...it was after 3 p.m. before anybody got the message, which stated, quite simply, "You're all going to die."

No evacuation was required at that point because the students had already left...

A school staff member told the court that the principal was out of school and the secretary was off sick that day, leaving the office staff short-handed.

Etc.

Chortle.