MAYBE. MAYBE NOT.....

Hilly/Billy and Obambi still too close to call.

John Edwards refuses to bail -- maybe if he doesn't win, his father the millworker will get some votes (they talk about him so much he's probably going to get lots of write-ins).


TO ABSOLUTELY NO ONE'S SURPRISE....

The New Republic unearths what crackpot libertarian (and fake Republican) RON PAUL has been hiding under his tin-foil hat: paranoia and prejudice. He's toast, at last.


Paul has vowed to continue the campaign until the mother ship comes to transport him away.