JOHN EDWARDS WILL NOT ACCEPT THE VEEP-SPOT ON THE DEMOCRATIC TICKET!!
Here's another newsflash, John: who asked ya?
THIS JUST IN:
DEMOCRATIC VEEP-SPOT ALSO DECLINED BY MILEY CYRUS, WAYNE GRETZKY, AND THAT OBNOXIOUS GUY WHO SELLS MIGHTY PUTTY ON TV.
Edwards was speaking to the Spanish journal el Mundo while on some inexplicable mission to Madrid. Money quote: "We don't live in a dream world and we have a lot of work to do..."
s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s
w-who-o-o-o-o-s-s-h-h
ps-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh.........
NEWSPASM!!!!
Weird little British former pol, wearer of red tights, beneficiary of the oil-for-food scam, and terrorist-hugger, George Galloway goes orgasmic for Barack Obama.....for awhile. Here he is in his new avatar as a radio talk-show host [just listen for a minute or so-- it's all anybody can be expected to bear]:
Then, durn, doesn't Obambi go over and talk to the Jews and unsay what he said before and say all this stuff that doesn't sit too well with Hamas-hugger Galloway:
Think I'll pull my old flip-flops out of storage to keep up with this campaign.
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