DEVIL DIALOGUE

This morning's exchange between Dennis Miller and "Salman," Miller's Ed McMahon, regarding the prospect of huge crowds greeting Barrockstar Obama in Germany :

Dennis: So a million people show up. Who cares what Germany thinks? I don't care if TWO million people are there....

Salman: I know how many WON'T be there....

Dennis: How many?

Salman: Six million.

RIM SHOT!!!!!!