NEWSFLASH!

SCRAPPLEFACE EDITOR ENDORSES OBAMA --
FOR JUNIOR SENATOR FROM ILLINOIS

Mostly 'cuz he's COOL. He's so cool that:

--At a recent concert and political rally, when Bruce
Springsteen got ‘The Fever’, he skipped the Tylenol, because his friend Barack was there. When The Boss sang ‘I’m on Fire’, Sen. Obama extinguished him.

--When pondering the fate of an aborted infant, accidentally born alive, he can dispassionately discourse on whether the mother’s right to privacy, under the Roe v. Wade amendment to the Constitution, should continue until the baby’s first, or second, bounce on the delivery room floor.

Now that's cool. Read the rest here.